Rules

No good site can do without them: rules.
If a site doesn't have good rules, like for example: "always include 'I like cookies' in a comment!", it will be littered with rubbish comments and trolls (people who like to get anything littered with rubbish comments) will be here regularly.

So, a few important notes first:
I am in charge of the comments.
This means, that if you post a comment, and it is breaking the rules, it will be deleted, but I would like to minimize the amount of spam.
Thanks for your patience.
Now for the real work:
  1. Comments may not contain vulgar language.
  2. Comments may not have 18+ content.
  3. Comments should not have hyperlinks in it. A wesite's name is however okay.
  4. Comments may not contain language that might humiliate other visitors.
It is always my opinion whether a comment is breaking the rules or not.
Keep this in mind, when you are trying to state that you dislike cookies (see rule 1 and 4).
No, just joking.

Now for the Q&A part, the rules above apply, plus some extra rules.
  1. Don't ask me questions which you can easily work out with a pocket calculator, dictionary, etc. yourself. If you have time to ask me, you have time to calculate, find, etc. the answer yourself.
  2. Don't ask me questions I simply do not know. For how can I guess your dogs name, the city you live in or what your favourite hamburger bar is? Moreover, you know this yourself so there is no point in asking me.
  3. Speculative questions are okay, but remember, your life is your own. You do not need me to decide where you shall have lunch today, though I will answer questions like these, unless you really can't make a choice. Other speculative Q's are okay (Q: What is the meaning of life?), but I am not responsible for any sudden suicide inclinations (A: Nothing at all).
And for now, that's mostly it.
Please note that the rules are my responsibility - as well as the comments - which means I can change them anytime.